I regret to inform you that 2+ 2 does not equal 5. Adding is a basic skill you should have learned in elementary school instead of how to use “ctrl, alt delete”. Therefore, your application for employment has been denied.
If you believe this has been sent in error, please contact Jeff Moss for further information on how to join “Learned Rosetta Stone But Can’t Add and Subtract” Organization. Membership is free courtesy of a line item hidden in the school budget under one of those secret codes. The BOE will take good care of you on your road to recovery.
I would also like to inform you that to make it in our business you should have learned to read, write and speak English.
Please call the LCEDC for a listing of any business in Lee County for further information.
Human Resources Manager of any business in the world!